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whatta heapof dog shit!!!!!!!!!! promised sex appeal but John still wont come near me !!!2/10 smeels likegasoline!!! rmeinds me of my huffing days in th eighties!

Sometimes I feel as though I am a prisoner in my own flesh. Wriggling around like a foreign parasite, yes. This did not alleviate this feeling as promised. The thoughts still cloud. Urge to listen pugent as ever. Fragrant in it's everlasting torment.

gag gift gone wrong. gf was not impressed. regifted it to my coworker who saw the humor in it. if only more women were like HER instead of prissy feminazis lollololol

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never had this. looks yum yum yum! have a blessed sunday my holy children of God! Join us sunday mornig at 7 FOR SERVICE!

Lol! My grandson taught me that one! It means laught out loud! Is'nt that something? Lol! Me and the gals had a ball drinking these out by the pool! Jim could not stop gawking! But thats Jim for ya! What a ladies man! Almost as much as my grandson who just got his very first girlfriend in middleschool named Shelly and golly is she a doll!

Shit.